Wednesday, March 20, 2019

DMA (Daily Mood Average): 7.5

Full moon!

I got my period!

Fun fact: I started my menstruation the year Jacqueline Kennedy died. I went to jail because I had a vision of myself in a pink Coco Chanel suit and became convinced that my husband and I were JFK and Jackie reincarnated. This was enough to scare him into thinking I had lost my marbles!

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